Let me tell you what I think mothers would make. Mothers assume many roles. Those roles include: chef, waitress, nurse, chauffer, we’re on-call 24 hours a day 7 days a week. And of course, technically speaking, when we aren’t doing those things, we’re babysitting.
First, let’s figure the rate for each of the jobs listed above:

Chef/Waitress: [...]

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